Mr Hankey Toys’ “Boss Hogg” is a serious boss of a dildo. It is realistic, incredibly detailed, and measuring at a whopping 11.80″ circumference at the widest point. This fat fleshy phallus is made out of pure body safe non-porous silicone.

I read the dimensions on the website, and knew I had to have it. I knew it would be a challenge for even my most talented bottoms — but a challenge is exactly what they crave.  Still, despite reading the dimensions on the website, I didn’t grasp exactly how big this handsome fucker was until I was holding it in my hands & about to strap it into my strap on harness.

Giant dildo sex toy review the BOSS HOGG
Giant dildo: The BOSS HOGG!

 

My Boss Hogg is the 75% soft firmness level, and the natural tan color.

Mr Hankey Toys provides something the premium silicone toy business has needed for a while. Large toys, but realistic. Many of the premium toy companies out there have been producing large toys — but they run the gamut from abstract to science fiction. And let’s be honest, a majority of them market to the furry community with animal/anthropomorphic dildos – not something everyone is comfortable with exactly. I don’t mind a furry dildo myself, but I have to say: Strapping on a huge realistic flesh-toned cock is another experience entirely. A “real” human cock.

Not only that, but I love the wide base on all of their toys — all of their designs so far feature a wide, circular base just thick enough to be stable to mount them to a strap on. Perfection.

Giant dildo sex toy review the BOSS HOGG shaft
Giant dildo sex toy review the BOSS HOGG shaft

The Boss Hogg is not as veiny as many of Mr Hankey Toys’ designs, yet still manages to be completely realistic. The underside has a handsomely realistic shaft, the head is artfully sculpted, and a proportional (but not functional — for aesthetics only) urethra completes the picture.

Giant dildo sex toy review the BOSS HOGG the head
Giant dildo sex toy: The head of the BOSS HOGG

The dildo becomes thickest not quite halfway down the shaft, sloping from an intimidating yet modest head to a whopping thick shaft, that tapers gently back down near the base. It is definitely a toy that works best for a girth lover!

Giant dildo sex toy review the BOSS HOGG shaft and head
Giant dildo: BOSS HOGG shaft and head

Mr Hankey has been incredibly generous in delivering discount codes to his shoppers. The code skary10 will take 10% off ANY purchase in the store — be careful to make sure that it is all lowercase, though.

You can find the Boss Hogg here for $159.95, available in black, natural tan (that’s mine!) and deep brown, as well as two different softnesses.

The Boss Hogg has been featured in one of my fetish clips:
He Meets The Boss Hogg – 14 min

Size information from the manufacturer: 
Circumference near head: 9.00″
Circumference near center: 11.80″
Circumference near base: 10.75″
Overall length: 13.00″
Insertable length: 12.00″
Texture: Smooth/Light Texture
Strapon Ring Size: 3.00″

Giant dildo sex toy review the BOSS HOGG size comparison
Giant dildo sex toy review the BOSS HOGG size comparison

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